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21/06/2013

Its Done, I'm Leaving Chelsea For Galatasaray - Mikel

John Obi Mikel: Chelsea midfielder looks set to join Galatasaray
John Obi Mikel: Chelsea midfielder looks set to join Galatasaray




Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel has claimed he will leave the Premier League club and make a move to Turkish giants Galatasaray.

Gala have been increasingly linked with a move for Mikel in recent weeks, having reportedly made the Nigeria international their top transfer target.

Following the return of Jose Mourinho to Stamford Bridge, Mikel has now confirmed will be making the switch to play his football in Istanbul.

"I have played at Chelsea for a long time and it's now time for me to leave," Mikel is quoted as saying by Turkish newspaper Sabah.

"I'm still only 26 and it's great to receive an offer from a club [Galatasaray] playing Champions League football and doing well in the competition."
Chelsea invested £17million for Mikel when they secured his services in 2006, but the midfielder does not believe agreeing a fee will prove hard.

''Talks have reached an advanced level between Chelsea and Galatasaray. Chelsea won't make the move difficult and regarding my salary there won't be a problem. All that is left is for the clubs to reach an agreement," he added.

17/06/2013

10 Vagina facts you may not know

The process of hair removal causes tiny nicks and abrasions that can allow bacteria to get under the skin and cause infections,….

1. During arousal, your lady parts act like his man parts.
You know about the clitoris “joy button” becoming more, um, button-y, but you may not be aware that the labia minora also contain erectile tissue that gets slightly stiffer when things heat up. The reasons for this go back to when you were a fetus with androgynous parts. “We all start out with the same tissues in that area,” says Shelly Holmstrom, MD, associate professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of South Florida at Tampa.

2. Even the most mild-mannered among us have something in common with sharks.
Vaginal lubricant and shark liver oil both contain an organic compound called squalene. Squalene derived from sharks is sometimes added to moisturizers and skin creams, where it acts as an emollient.

3. Silicone lubricants may be right for you but not for your toys.
Gynecologists like Chicago’s Lauren Streicher, MD, recommend silicone-based lubricants over water-based ones because they feel more natural, last much longer and don’t usually contain propylene glycol, which is a potential irritant. However, silicone lubricant can compromise the integrity of vibrators and other sex toys that also contain silicone, and can cause them to change shape or break down

4. Menstrual blood may be a lifesaver.
For years, scientists have been trying to find a medically helpful use for menstrual blood, which contains stem cells that have the ability to regenerate. The latest, most exciting research: cells from this all-too-readily-available blood are currently being tested to see if they can help patients with heart failure.

5. Shaving and waxing the bikini area can cause micro-trauma — even when it doesn’t hurt.
The process of hair removal causes tiny nicks and abrasions that can allow bacteria to get under the skin and cause infections, explains Susan Taylor, MD, a Philadelphia-based dermatologist and the author of Brown Skin. The micro-trauma caused by Brazilian waxes, especially, can boost the risk of a pox-like viral infection called molluscum contagiosum, suggests a small study published online in the journal Sexually Transmitted Infections. Don’t share razors—and consider holding off sexual contact until a day or two after a wax (longer if you have visible bumps or wounds).

6. Sex can also cause micro-trauma — even when it feels great.
A normal, enjoyable bout of sex can still result in small scrapes or tears to the internal tissue, says Holmstrom. “Unfortunately for us, that’s why women are so much more likely than straight men to get STIs,” she says. Condoms are your best protectionagainst STIs (besides abstinence, obviously), but as fans of the showGirls know, even they aren’t foolproof against HPV and genital ulcers, which can be transmitted through skin-to-skin contact.

7. Sweating down there isn’t only normal; it provides a necessary function.
Just below the skin of the labia and clitoral hood are hundreds of tiny glands that secrete oil and sweat, says Holmstrom. This can protect your delicate areas from friction and overheating.

8. It’s normal for premenopausal women to have daily discharge.
The vagina can produce an average of a teaspoon of discharge a day, and it’s often white or transparent and odorless. Just before the ovulation phase of your menstrual cycle, this discharge will probably be more watery and elastic, and there will seem to be much more of it. If it bothers you, try a sanitary pad (and if you notice anything unusual — odor, discomfort, etc. — talk to your doctor).

9. Hair down there really does tend to be the same color as hair up there, but it will never be as long.
The growth phase of pubic hair is much shorter than that of hair on your head, says Taylor. “It’s not programmed to grow that long,” she says — and even if it were, friction from undergarments and ordinary movement causes frequent breakage.

10. Just as petals range in size from buttercup to orchid …
The length of the inner labia, or labia minora, can be between 3/4 inch and 2 1/3 inch (a much broader range than most of us realize), according to a classic study published in the early 1900s in the journal American Gynecology, and every gynecologist we’ve ever talked to says there’s no good medical, hygienic or aesthetic reason to be self-conscious of yours. Really.

culled from ynaija

16/06/2013

See Pictures Of Wizkid N50m Porsche Panamera Car Involved In Accident

Reports has it that Wizkid was involved in an accident around Oriental Hotel, Lagos, on his way from a concert around 3am.
Thankfully, StarBoy and the girls who were riding with him, survived the crash.

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Types Of Relationships You Must Avoid



The types of relationships to avoid cus they often end badly

Distant Relations
It could be as close as a step-sibling, or a cousin by marriage, or an awkwardly young step uncle. But, sharing so many similar experiences as pseudo-family does, you can’t help but feel a special bond with a certain attractive non-blood relative at some point that can leave you both wanting more than a hug.

Boss/Employee Relationship
CEOs are not just antique men, nearly on their deathbed, smoking cigars with their golf buddies these days. Young entrepreneurs and fresh-out-of-college start up founders are everywhere now. You may find your “authority figure” at your new job likes to drink Smirnoff Ice, action movies and have a good weekend in a foreign hotel, just like you do. Oh yeah, and he’s cute too. Similar to family, co-workers endure much of the same stress, share many similar experiences, and overall have a similar lifestyle. This inevitably forms a special bond that can feel like sexual or romantic attraction.

A Taken Man
You’ll tell yourself, you’re not doing anything wrong, because you’re not the one sending him flirty texts, and you haven’t professed any attraction to him, and you certainly haven’t made any physical contact. But, if a taken man is making passes at you and you’re not actively stopping them, you are engaging in some sort of emotional affair.

A Neighbour
Ahh, we are guilty. Simply being exposed to someone repeatedly can play a trick on your mind, making you feel attracted to that person, especially if he is a fine looking dude who just moved into your area. And the fact that your neighbour is just down the hall or street, so accessible when you’re feeling, um, playful, can make this type of taboo love become hot and heavy fast. But your feelings can be confusing: is it proximity or compatibility that’s keeping things together?

Much Older/Much Younger Man
All your friends see it: you’re clearly just a 'plaything' to the gray haired, yacht owning fox, who has been taking you away for luxurious weekends. Or, the barely-out-of-college, hard-bodied cutie you’re partying with is just a toy to you! But, it’s so fun, you’ll lie to yourself and say it’s love for a little while.

The Religiously Committed Man
Have you noticed that pastors are the most attractive, suit strutting  guys around? They are no longer bushy haired and dirty clothed, like they used to be. Either his family would disown him should he marry a woman outside their religious beliefs, or keeping up the religious tradition via marriage; the bloodstream is genuinely important to him – more important than being with “the one.” Either way, you’ll engage in a hot fling with a guy who things really can’t go anywhere serious with due to his religious background.

Teacher/Student Relationship
It happens all the time at universities: college professors tend to be a little more liberal by nature than professionals in other lines of work. Add to that, the allure of someone you share intellectual conversations with, and who looks to you as a mentor, and teachers can’t help but be turned on by a student at some time. And which student does not want to be the one chosen by the teacher?

A Friend’s Ex
If your friend dated a guy for a long time, you were inevitably around him often and the two of you got to know each other. Add to that, you and your particular friend are friends, because you have similar values, likes and dislikes. It’s normal, you’d be attracted to the same man.

Lawyer/Client Relationship
A lawyer is almost like a therapist – out of necessity, you tell him every last details of your life. You’ll instantly feel bonded to him for this reason, and should he like the details of your life, he may develop feelings for you. Get a new lawyer, and get it on.

The Renowned Player
Everyone knows he is a player, who doesn’t respect women, and who thinks he is God’s gift to the earth, and so on. Nobody likes him. But you – well, you yearn for him. Why? You just can't explain that you like to feel what it's like to be in his arms for one minute, the forbidden is tempting! And there’s something hot about dating the bad boy.

Your Friend’s Brother
Like the friend's ex, you're around your friend's brother a lot. Odds are, you’ve been privy to some of his most important experiences, valuable moments and intimate secrets, just by proximity, and he to you. And when you get to know someone that well, it’s hard not to fall in love, at least a little.

Tinubu Is The Asiwaju Of Yoruba Race But... - Senator Adeyemi

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Penultimate week, there was a huge traffic of eminent Nigerians to
 the United Arab Emirates (UAE). The large number of the who is who
 in the Nigerian socio-political and economic strata had stormed the City
 of Dubai in the UAE for the society wedding of the son of oil mogul, 
Chief Jide Omokore, Tosin and his heartthrob, Faisal, daughter of
 Ambassador Azeez Musa. 

The event, which ordinarily should only have witnessed the tying of nuptial knots and exchange of marital vows between the two lovers, however, assumed an event of many colours as dignitaries started arriving Dubai. At the end, it lived up to the standard of a society wedding, which showcased the true colours of the parents of the groom and the bride as well as their reach in the Nigerian society.

As guests began to gather at the A W Marriot Hotel, Dubai, venue of the wedding, it dawned on all that many sectors of the Nigerian society have been moved to Dubai for the purpose of that wedding. There were no fewer than 20 senators on hand, including Senate spokesman, Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe, Senator Smart Adeyemi, Senators Magareth Okadigbo, Zainab Kure, Gbenga Ashafa, Olugbenga Onaolapo Obadara, Boluwaji Kunlere, Anthony Adeniyi, Clever Ikisikpo, Aisha Jummai Alhassan, Esther Nenadi Usman, Olubunmi Adetunmbi and a former member of the upper chamber, Senator Joseph Akaagerger. 

Besides the heavy Senate representation, the crème de la crème of Lagos was also represented. The Asiwaju of Lagos, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu; the Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu; a number of red cap chiefs, a former Commissioner for Information and Strategy in Lagos State, Mr. Dele Alake; and a former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir el-Rufai were also at the wedding.
Governors in attendance included the Akwa-Ibom State helmsman, Chief Godswill Akpabio and his wife; Kogi State governor, Captain Idris Wada; a former Military Administrator of Oyo State, General David Jemibewon, former chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Senator Ahmadu Alli;  former governor of Kogi State, Alhaji Ibrahim Idris; Minister of Trade and Investment, Dr. Segun Aganga, among many others.

There were no fewer than 15 managing director of Nigerian banks and their chairmen in attendance. There were chairmen of companies; there was also a long list of top civil servants, including permanent secretaries, ambassadors, members of the diplomatic community and players in the oil and gas industry as well as oil service companies.

There were also top lawyers, an array of Senior Advocates of Nigeria (SAN), MD of Coscharis Motors and other top auto dealers in Nigeria as well as politicians of many shades.
Feelers from the wedding event confirmed to Sunday Tribune that no fewer than 1,000 top class Nigerians were present at the wedding.

Something no one was prepared for, however, happened at the hall. As guests were getting seated, the lot fell on the Chairman of Senate Committee on the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Senator Smart Adeyemi, to welcome the dignitaries on behalf of the groom’s family. The Senator, a broadcaster, went on and on reeling out the long list of the high and mighty.

A drama was to play out between Senator Adeyemi and Senator Tinubu. Adeyemi, who since he left behind his camera and microphone, has imbibed the art of politicking just like the veterans, took Tinubu by surprise.

He started by recognising Tinubu as the landlord of Chief Jide Omokore in Lagos. He said Tinubu had shown himself as a good landlord at that and that he was proud of Tinubu’s political prowess. He stated that looking at Tinubu’s attainments so far, he should not be seen as Asiwaju of Lagos, but Asiwaju of the entire kaaro o ojiire (Yorubaland). Tinubu was elated, seeing a key opposition politician eulogise him to high heavens.

Sources at the gathering told Sunday Tribune that the former Lagos governor never knew he was in for a shocker from Adeyemi who after reeling out the ACN leader’s pedigree, put the question forward. Why would Tinubu be deploying his democratic credentials in service of undemocratic elements? The hall went into deep silence, but it was not a question and answer session. So, Tinubu could not offer a response. Many of the guests who had offered ceaseless claps as Senator Adeyemi reeled out Tinubu’s credentials were also shocked at the twist.

According to the Kogi senator, Tinubu should be seen as leading the charge towards democratisation of the country, rather than promoting those who have truncated democratic growth of the nation in the past.

Senator Adeyemi said that Since Tinubu should be seen as Asiwaju of the Yoruba race, he was inherently a democrat because the Yoruba were democrats. He added: As democrats, you cannot be seen to be aligned with a dictator.

Senator Adeyemi had said: “I admire Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu. He is the landlord of the groom’s father in Lagos. A good landlord he is and he has honoured his tenant here today. I looked at his accomplishments in politics and his political antecedents and I say that this man should not just be Asiwaju of Lagos but Asiwaju of the entire Kaaro o ojiire.

“Senator Tinubu sir, I am, however, shocked that someone of your pedigrees will be devoting his political acumen for the service of a non democrat. Someone who had truncated democracy in the past….”

“I want to assure you, Asiwaju, that there is a president in Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan, who has fought more battles than any other Nigerian leader in the name of terrorism.
“In 2012, the budget for security was N900 billion; that money is enough to dualise all major roads in Nigeria. It is enough to equip our universities. If that money had entered some African countries, it would cripple the economy, but it was committed to security because of terrorism.
“Goodluck Jonathan can be likened to a pilot who took off and suddenly entered into turbulence. With patience and perseverance, he weathered the storm. Today, he has reached the cruising level and he is cruising towards 2015. I believe you should be with this president as a democrat and not with a dictator.”

The hall initially went into pin-drop silence, but then erupted in huge ovations for the Kogi senator. Tinubu felt the shocking twist to the senator’s prolonged eulogy. But it was not a question and answer session so he could not offer a response. 

Afterwards, Tinubu and the former FCT Minister, el-Rufai, left the venue. They were said to have been apparently unhappy at the decision of Senator Smart to turn the venue to a political gathering.
To cap it all, Senator Adeyemi moved a motion and put the question as it is done in the Senate. He put the question, saying; “those in favour of the solemnisation of Tosin and Faisal here today, say ‘aye’…… and the ayes have it.”

It was not the first time Senator Adeyemi was lashing out at those he blamed for truncating Nigeria’s democracy in the past. During a debate on the remunerations for past presidents and Heads of State, Senator Adeyemi rose on the Senate floor to announce that Nigeria should place a ban on anyone who had truncated democracy in the past. He insisted that anyone who had been seen to act negatively against the growth of Nigeria’s democracy in the past should not be allowed as partakers in the current politics, adding that the punishment for such persons should be life ban from partisan politics.

source: tribune

Okonjo-Iweala opens up, says Nigeria economy in danger

Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
 On Monday, June 10, at the third round of the 2013 ministerial platform in Abuja, Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, spoke glowingly about the Nigerian economy, saying the fundamentals were strong and that the economy was buoyant beyond danger.
But a few hours later, on Tuesday, when all the doors were closed, the minister sang a different tune. She told her colleagues in government point blank that the Nigerian economy is shaky despite the official fundamentals and that drastic steps are needed to save it from collapse.


 Mrs Okonjo-Iweala spoke at the 50thmeetingof the 15-member Federal Government Economic Implementation Team held behind closed-doors at the presidential villa.
The implementation team is headed by the minister, and meets every week. It was established by President Goodluck Jonathan to oversee the effective implementation of decisions of the Economic Management Team chaired by the president.

Other members of the committee are the Ministers of Petroleum Resources, Power, Agriculture, Trade & Investment, Works and Health as well as the Ministers of State for Finance and Health, the Chief Economic Adviser to the President, the Special Adviser to the President (Monitoring & Evaluation), the Director-General of the Budget Office, the Director General of the Bureau of Public Enterprise and a Deputy Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

At Tuesday’s meeting, a presidency source said, the minister painted a gloomy picture of the economy and hinted that there was an urgent need for “stringent budgetary measures” to arrest the downward slide.

Although the meeting was convened to review the government’s plan to create 3.5 million jobs in the agriculture sector and consider the report of a subcommittee on the automotive industry, Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala could not hold back on the disturbing prospect of the economy.
The minister explained that crude oil production now hovers around a disturbing 1.3 million barrels per day,  a figure far lower than that seen during the height of the protracted militancy in the Niger Delta.

The Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC,  had on April 18 reported a drop in crude oil production in the first quarter of 2013, January to March, which cost Nigeria a loss of crude oil revenue to the tune of $1.23 billion (N190 billion). That loss is now set to continue and the country might not be able to meet its obligation to its customers.

Mrs Okonjo-Iweala also informed the meeting that crude oil theft had continued unabated and was at its highest level ever despite the best effort by government to stem the tide.
Nigeria is estimated to lose about $6 billion annually to crude theft and the development, the minister lamented, is now severely hurting the economy.

The administration has paid several billions of naira to former Niger Delta militants to guard oil installations and block oil theft. But if anything, the situation has worsened.
At the meeting, the minister also predicted a further dip in national revenue following the increase in shale gas production around the world, a situation she said would definitely have serious adverse effect on oil prices and sales.

Shale gas, according to Wikipedia, is natural gas found trapped within shale formations and has become an increasingly important source of natural gas in the United States and the rest of the world.

Shale gas now provides over  20 percent of U.S. natural gas need and that figure is set to rise to 46 percent by 2035, according to the U.S. government’s Energy Information Administration
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Mrs Okonjo-Iweala hinted that as more and more countries depend on shale gas, the demand for Nigeria’s oil and gas would drop, with a corresponding dramatic drop in revenue.
The minister also lamented that the situation with the economy was not helped by the lack of accountability at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, saying the corporation had refused to render returns for its share of crude oil for local refining.

She thereafter informed her colleagues that beginning with the 2014 budget, there would be stringent budgetary measures and a lot of belt tightening within the government, our sources say.
She did not provide details of what the drastic measures would be, said one of our sources.
Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala has never been this frank in the open about the economy and its gloomy prospects.

She has said on several occasions that the economy was buoyant and strong, with its outlook remaining great, despite the current global economic uncertainty.

On Monday, she spoke along that line, asking Nigerians to ignore critics who have continued to insist that despite government claims, the economy was not in good shape.

source:premiumtimes

10/06/2013

Randy DELSU Lecturer Allegedly Caught In The Act, stri*ped Of Clothes

MR. IFEANYI POSING WITH HIS STUDENT'S EXAMINATION SHEET
MR. IFEANYI UGWU RAPHAEL POSING WITH HIS STUDENT’S EXAMINATION SHEET
In a classic display of low moral standards among some lecturers in Nigeria’s higher institutions, Mr Ifeanyi Ugwu Raphael, a lecturer in the department of Theatre Arts, Delta State University, Abraka was at the weekend allegedly caught in one of his female student’s room in a s*x-for-marks scandal.

Information Nigeria gathered that the 400 level student (name withheld) of Theatre Arts was carrying over Mr Ifeanyi’s course ‘THA 203’ and in a bid to lure her to sleep with him, promised to upgrade her scores.It was learnt that the student’s refusal to accede to her lecturer’s amorous desire was the reason she has been failing the course since her second year.

Sources who narrated the events leading to the randy lecturer’s exposure and show of shame said last Friday, Mr Ifeanyi, who is working towards earning his Ph.D degree from same university, had gone to see his student with the understanding that he will come along with her exam scripts and after sleeping with her, upgrade the scores immediately.

However, unknown to him, the student had her own game plan. It was learnt that she had arranged with her male friends and neighbours to barge into her room whose door she left unlocked once she has gotten Mr Ifeanyi undressed.
Her plans worked out and Ifeanyi was dragged out without any clothes on with the help of her neighbours and male friends.

Realising his game was up and the damaging effect it would have on his career, the lecturer pleaded and asked for forgiveness but the now angry group insisted on taking their pound of flesh as he was molested and told to pose for photographs as evidence of his misdeeds.

Sexy chukky
According to some students of the Theatre Arts department who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of being victimized, said the lecturer was in the habit of blackmailing his female students into sleeping with them just as they accused him of often bragging of being untouchable because he purportedly belongs to a dreaded confraternity on campus.
The students added that for male students who fail Ifeanyi’s course, they are forced to part with five thousand (5,000) or risk carrying over the same course.
Reacting to the allegation when contacted, Mr Ifeanyi said he had nothing to say as the school authority is handling the case.

Source:informationNigeria